It is as if I don’t already have enough reasons to be embarrassed of my birth country. Like for example:
- an unhealthy infatuation with David Hasselhoff
- beer, Sauerkraut
- Hitler
- a strange leather fetish (according to Saturday Night Live)
No, now the annoyance that is Tokio Hotel is starting to attract a following of confused, pimply teenage girls here in the US.
I bring you . . . Tokio Hotel - a collection of Germany’s finest. (You watch while I puke.)

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